My Mother Is A Navy Spy
Posted: February 9th, 2005, 3:13 pm
she reads Bill Gates in bed and spends her bonus on propaganda while telling poop jokes to her booss
She sells cook books to Algeria and fixes doll hair on her forehead; she wears
Yellow-coated rainbows so the sun won't shine as bright
She wears yuppie-furrowed brows and angry mob stares at midnight...
While I'm creeping through the door
While I'm sliding out the window
While my knees are bent and dry cuz I'm begging for forgiveness... or I might just be doing yoga to revolutionize the tension
When under the bodhi tree, I scream to buddha and scratch my palms. They burn; They itch.
Blame it on religion, man... nobody sues God.
Elation.
She spits Tom Wolfe in bed and spills her caffeinated beverage on the freshly-washed linens.
She curses hellfire in freakish dreams while the lights are still on... and the broken Tv plays Gospel Radio w/the J-words bleeped out.
"I guess I'll just get syndicated and legalize free speech"
Elevation.
She wakes up with her arms raised, her eyes narrowed, wild from sleep... she lectures the lighting fixtures and the hangings on the wall.
she reads Bill Gates in bed and spends her bonus on 79th street in greasy plates of chicken and 1-2-3 pick up lines from the snifflin stranger on the corner.
She gets funky when Al Sharpton speaks, giving dance steps to his rhyming lines, giving hip swerves to his rhyming lines, blame heredity for receding lines.
She gets lost inside her woolen coat when it's 84 degrees.
she gets night sweats in her woolen coat when its 17 degrees.
she gets tear drops in her woolen coat when she's buckling at the knees.
the doctors told her reading Gates was a pulmonary diesease.
Spitting Wolfe can lengthen life span, dollar bills coat like a knife can, you ain't got struggle and stirfe man...
But my mother does.
but my mother does
But...my mother...does.
She has purpke viens and gray hairs, brown skin and orange fingernails.
She like Beethoven and getting angry.
She has tatoos on her arm that bear her name and kill her charm that pierce her skin and raise alarm.
She has funny cars in the driveway, snow-covered and dirty.
And gym shoes that she keeps in a bag at work so her feet don't tire on her Mecca trip home.
There are glass bottles, *mad dog plights and borken hobo nightmares along the way...
Or do we call em bums now?
The "habitat-challenged"' the bored, the lazy, the can-I-get-a-fifth-of-vodka-for-my-wife-cuz-although-I-make-1400-a-month-a-singing-and-shaking-my-Starbucks-cup-in-the-morning-its-cold-outside-and-plus-i'ma-recovering-alcoholic-so-I-need-a-pity-drink-to0stave-off0my-addiction-or-maybe-just-your-paycheck-for-free-while-I-waste-you-fucking-time.
He ain't got struggle and strife man...
But my mother does.
The surgeon genreal has warned us all that the blue-collar invasion of skid row is detrimental to our psyche and possibly our moods because when I see him getting paid through a Starbucks cup and a sardonic ditty of "Spotty Goes A-Couting"...
I GET REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!
You ain't got sturggle and strife man, you got change for a fifty.
Bush'll call you heretics, or maybe just spend thrifty
He'll call you goal-oriented, driven, and yet obscene
The FCC'll charge if your underpants ain't clean.
The FCC'll charge you it you swear or spit or dance.
The FCC'll charge you while you slip into a trance.
The Fcc'll charge you if you throw a rave or dirnk, if you are a slave... and think, if you own a car or fight, if you're missing one tailight, if you write poems, like me, then they'll ban you from T--
Under blankets and alerts, under padlocks we hide,
Under goverment sanctions, and coffeehouses, under SCREAMS AND YELLS OF
fundamentalist bul...
...Loney wasn't federally approved until it agreed not to expose a nipple during have time, or pretend to moon the nation once it won a game.
Everyone knows it's sex tapes now that get you all the fame.
Everyone knows the clebrity moans we hear through all the fuzz.
Ha, you aing't got no iPod man...
But my mother does.
She sells cook books to Algeria and fixes doll hair on her forehead; she wears
Yellow-coated rainbows so the sun won't shine as bright
She wears yuppie-furrowed brows and angry mob stares at midnight...
While I'm creeping through the door
While I'm sliding out the window
While my knees are bent and dry cuz I'm begging for forgiveness... or I might just be doing yoga to revolutionize the tension
When under the bodhi tree, I scream to buddha and scratch my palms. They burn; They itch.
Blame it on religion, man... nobody sues God.
Elation.
She spits Tom Wolfe in bed and spills her caffeinated beverage on the freshly-washed linens.
She curses hellfire in freakish dreams while the lights are still on... and the broken Tv plays Gospel Radio w/the J-words bleeped out.
"I guess I'll just get syndicated and legalize free speech"
Elevation.
She wakes up with her arms raised, her eyes narrowed, wild from sleep... she lectures the lighting fixtures and the hangings on the wall.
she reads Bill Gates in bed and spends her bonus on 79th street in greasy plates of chicken and 1-2-3 pick up lines from the snifflin stranger on the corner.
She gets funky when Al Sharpton speaks, giving dance steps to his rhyming lines, giving hip swerves to his rhyming lines, blame heredity for receding lines.
She gets lost inside her woolen coat when it's 84 degrees.
she gets night sweats in her woolen coat when its 17 degrees.
she gets tear drops in her woolen coat when she's buckling at the knees.
the doctors told her reading Gates was a pulmonary diesease.
Spitting Wolfe can lengthen life span, dollar bills coat like a knife can, you ain't got struggle and stirfe man...
But my mother does.
but my mother does
But...my mother...does.
She has purpke viens and gray hairs, brown skin and orange fingernails.
She like Beethoven and getting angry.
She has tatoos on her arm that bear her name and kill her charm that pierce her skin and raise alarm.
She has funny cars in the driveway, snow-covered and dirty.
And gym shoes that she keeps in a bag at work so her feet don't tire on her Mecca trip home.
There are glass bottles, *mad dog plights and borken hobo nightmares along the way...
Or do we call em bums now?
The "habitat-challenged"' the bored, the lazy, the can-I-get-a-fifth-of-vodka-for-my-wife-cuz-although-I-make-1400-a-month-a-singing-and-shaking-my-Starbucks-cup-in-the-morning-its-cold-outside-and-plus-i'ma-recovering-alcoholic-so-I-need-a-pity-drink-to0stave-off0my-addiction-or-maybe-just-your-paycheck-for-free-while-I-waste-you-fucking-time.
He ain't got struggle and strife man...
But my mother does.
The surgeon genreal has warned us all that the blue-collar invasion of skid row is detrimental to our psyche and possibly our moods because when I see him getting paid through a Starbucks cup and a sardonic ditty of "Spotty Goes A-Couting"...
I GET REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!
You ain't got sturggle and strife man, you got change for a fifty.
Bush'll call you heretics, or maybe just spend thrifty
He'll call you goal-oriented, driven, and yet obscene
The FCC'll charge if your underpants ain't clean.
The FCC'll charge you it you swear or spit or dance.
The FCC'll charge you while you slip into a trance.
The Fcc'll charge you if you throw a rave or dirnk, if you are a slave... and think, if you own a car or fight, if you're missing one tailight, if you write poems, like me, then they'll ban you from T--
Under blankets and alerts, under padlocks we hide,
Under goverment sanctions, and coffeehouses, under SCREAMS AND YELLS OF
fundamentalist bul...
...Loney wasn't federally approved until it agreed not to expose a nipple during have time, or pretend to moon the nation once it won a game.
Everyone knows it's sex tapes now that get you all the fame.
Everyone knows the clebrity moans we hear through all the fuzz.
Ha, you aing't got no iPod man...
But my mother does.