HAZMAT Vat69
Posted: September 21st, 2011, 3:08 am
My ex-wife’s sister’s boyfriend’s foster-dad
is a Stanford, Berkeley, Duke and Princeton grad;
a skillful lawyer, teacher, preacher, pastry chef
who is anemic, ectomorphic, impotent and deaf,
and when he teaches, preaches, or sues for contract breaches
he serves Tiramisu topped with heaps of rum-soaked peaches
to hold his listeners captive for his dreary monologues,
and make them snap or clap or nap in alcoholic fogs.
is a Stanford, Berkeley, Duke and Princeton grad;
a skillful lawyer, teacher, preacher, pastry chef
who is anemic, ectomorphic, impotent and deaf,
and when he teaches, preaches, or sues for contract breaches
he serves Tiramisu topped with heaps of rum-soaked peaches
to hold his listeners captive for his dreary monologues,
and make them snap or clap or nap in alcoholic fogs.