stoned ape evolution theory
Posted: April 16th, 2012, 3:55 pm
in africa, the cradle of man
jungles receded, savannas grew
funky primates roamed the plains
in search of the grassy truth
to the grasslands! forage and cope
the funky tribes adaptin’ survivin', on
berries 'n mushrooms for diet, not dope
psi-lo-cy-bin inbibin’
and wonders unfolded, new evolution
walls blurred between the senses
sharper vision and new-found speech
spoken sounds to convey the scene
but the climate changed, alas, alack
and no more mushrooms for dinner
the apes fell back into brutal packs
can’t tell the saints from sinners
twelve thousand years in the valley!
down their bloodthirsty blind alley
toward their timewave zero singularity
the asymptote of infinite complexity
trumpets will blare, the line will spike
as they pass through the needle's eye
and slip back into the garden within
or possibly ride the whirlwind
jungles receded, savannas grew
funky primates roamed the plains
in search of the grassy truth
to the grasslands! forage and cope
the funky tribes adaptin’ survivin', on
berries 'n mushrooms for diet, not dope
psi-lo-cy-bin inbibin’
and wonders unfolded, new evolution
walls blurred between the senses
sharper vision and new-found speech
spoken sounds to convey the scene
but the climate changed, alas, alack
and no more mushrooms for dinner
the apes fell back into brutal packs
can’t tell the saints from sinners
twelve thousand years in the valley!
down their bloodthirsty blind alley
toward their timewave zero singularity
the asymptote of infinite complexity
trumpets will blare, the line will spike
as they pass through the needle's eye
and slip back into the garden within
or possibly ride the whirlwind