detective diatribes of dastardly deed

[sweetwater]

the octogenarian file

misspellings were pertinent infomation
as much as randomly disguising numbers
such 2 or 3 for no apparent reason
as much to say it was rather more like 5 or 6
depends how it all adds up as modus operandi

the robberies of the big 10 college banks
only happened during october
by a lady or a fellow patron of the arts
more specifically for the love of poetry

the robber gender non specified
was in their 80's

as so was referred to as the octogenarian file
for robberies that only happened during october

as the reminiscent reminder of not
only redundancy alliteration and other
allowances of anxious undertakings

much to say ... born of a festivity in bavaria
and the natural order of things
called the hangover of eating haggis from importing
kilts and other scottish delicacies

but who knows the truth really
it relates more as the opportunity to practise
skills relating to not only reading

and curing deficits in relational and social functioning

but to admire the executive functioning of bankers
with grotesque bonuses

as rationalizations as to why the octogenarian club
as soon it became known as

wore kilts and panty hoses

much to the deliberating decision of those who wear kilts
to not participate due to the sanctioning of good virtue

and the joy of literacy