mixed martial losers
Posted: February 15th, 2014, 10:50 pm
repbli-cants.... war with demo-duds
mixed martial losers together
in a steely cage match of sound bites
and damn it, neither lame-o will die
sure they will grunt for the fans
and scratch each others eyes out
while calling each other names
the venom is rehearsed in the morning briefing
then after the spectacle they all go
to the same whorehouse
to laugh together , drink top shelf booze
and fuck
you see fucking people is where they excel
and do I ever get a kiss first ?....hell no
it always feels like date rape
'cause I'm pretty sure they think I'm cheap
do I sound cynical....angry perhaps
not really, I''m just an old acid-head journalist
tryin to speak truth to muscle
I see dead people and zombies sometimes
no wait....i was wrong about that
they have horse-meat right down the block
at the arched golden temple of doom
so just forget everything I said
I''m gonna head down the street
get me one of them greasy burgers
mixed martial losers together
in a steely cage match of sound bites
and damn it, neither lame-o will die
sure they will grunt for the fans
and scratch each others eyes out
while calling each other names
the venom is rehearsed in the morning briefing
then after the spectacle they all go
to the same whorehouse
to laugh together , drink top shelf booze
and fuck
you see fucking people is where they excel
and do I ever get a kiss first ?....hell no
it always feels like date rape
'cause I'm pretty sure they think I'm cheap
do I sound cynical....angry perhaps
not really, I''m just an old acid-head journalist
tryin to speak truth to muscle
I see dead people and zombies sometimes
no wait....i was wrong about that
they have horse-meat right down the block
at the arched golden temple of doom
so just forget everything I said
I''m gonna head down the street
get me one of them greasy burgers