Male Order Bride (found poem)

[david]

Love dolls have openings that can be difficult to reach
it is important that they remain clean and dry
so that mildew and bacteria aren't allowed to grow.

Proper storage of your love doll is also important.
Whether your little lady is made of vinyl or latex, you'll want to store her
deflated, in a secure box or bag to keep her out of the way
of feet or sunlight. If you use your love doll frequently
you may choose to hang her
in your closet for easy access. If you choose this method
hang her over the cross bar of a padded or thick wooden hanger
NEVER a wire hanger, which can create indentations and creases.


Tips and Tricks for Love Doll Maintenance

Here are some helpful hints for keeping your blow up doll fresh and clean
like a spring morning
•Use a commercially made solution like our Essentials Toy Cleaner here at Adam & Eve,
or simply use antibacterial soap and warm water
•It's possible to give your love doll a quick clean while she's still inflated,
but if you really want to clear out the nooks and crannies, deflate it and soak it in a basin
•If your love doll has hair, you probably won't want to get it wet--keep her head out of the water
and wrap it in a towel for protection
•If your fantasy girl is made of vinyl, you can disinfect her
in a 10-percent bleach-and-water solution

By following these simple tips you can get countless hot dates from your lady.


Source for poem: Mens Sex Toys @ Adam and Eve.
Original text, rearranged with enjambment.

[Unk]

I used to have one but my cat got to it and it had a million leaks. I have not bothered to patch it cause I lost interest in sex.


nicely done

[dadio]

An unsual subject for a poem, but classic.

[david]

Unk
Dadio........happy you got something from this... regards..David

[creativesoul]

mmmm-maybe it would be fun- for the commuter lane

[david]

mmmm-maybe it would be fun- for the commuter lane

Hehehe, A funny thought that CS, Imagine some of the looks....D

[creativesoul]

the problem is naturally that most girls on the minds of men- are 'girls'= not real women