The Pastor's Ass
Posted: May 13th, 2014, 3:34 pm
The pastor entered his donkey
in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered
it in the race again,
and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publiicity
that he ordered the pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper healine read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much
for the bishop,
so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news
posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun
that she would have to
get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer
for 10 dollars.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10 DOLLARS.
This was too much for the bishop,
so he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey
and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN'S ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring much grief and misery ... even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!
in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered
it in the race again,
and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publiicity
that he ordered the pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper healine read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much
for the bishop,
so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news
posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun
that she would have to
get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer
for 10 dollars.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10 DOLLARS.
This was too much for the bishop,
so he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey
and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN'S ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring much grief and misery ... even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!
