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mensa mouse club

Posted: May 29th, 2014, 2:22 pm
by saw
this mouse in my kitchen
evolving quicker than I am,
they tell you you can't build a better mousetrap

that its simplicity is botticellian
yet this mouse will have none of that shit
he eats everything in my pantry

that hasn't been stored in a strongbox
guarded by an electric fence
with razor wire on top

this gray little einstein
eschews the delicious peanut butter
I have generously left for him

albeit on a spring-loaded dinner table
a bountiful portion,I tell you
this rodent is breathing rarefied air

no matter how I tempt him
he fully understands the dangers
of trusting men

Re: mensa mouse club

Posted: May 31st, 2014, 2:59 am
by dadio
I had them too. Wiped them out. Took ages. Fine poem.

Re: mensa mouse club

Posted: June 1st, 2014, 2:06 am
by justwalt
fun story...
let me tell you about 23 flying squirrels... in the house... one day

w

Re: mensa mouse club

Posted: June 10th, 2014, 6:54 pm
by one of those jerks
8)

thank you for the good poetry