mensa mouse club
Posted: May 29th, 2014, 2:22 pm
this mouse in my kitchen
evolving quicker than I am,
they tell you you can't build a better mousetrap
that its simplicity is botticellian
yet this mouse will have none of that shit
he eats everything in my pantry
that hasn't been stored in a strongbox
guarded by an electric fence
with razor wire on top
this gray little einstein
eschews the delicious peanut butter
I have generously left for him
albeit on a spring-loaded dinner table
a bountiful portion,I tell you
this rodent is breathing rarefied air
no matter how I tempt him
he fully understands the dangers
of trusting men
evolving quicker than I am,
they tell you you can't build a better mousetrap
that its simplicity is botticellian
yet this mouse will have none of that shit
he eats everything in my pantry
that hasn't been stored in a strongbox
guarded by an electric fence
with razor wire on top
this gray little einstein
eschews the delicious peanut butter
I have generously left for him
albeit on a spring-loaded dinner table
a bountiful portion,I tell you
this rodent is breathing rarefied air
no matter how I tempt him
he fully understands the dangers
of trusting men