Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Four months into a year long
Walk around the ncentive and
the postal survey and how
It would increase
the response fraction.

I enrolled my
Air miles incentives
And free groceries for
Relating the absurd
And ridiculous setting

randomised to receive a blueberry
fridge
versus no vanilla
and strawberry
Butter pecan stovetop dressing

Or a weekend retreat with
Lovass technocrats

Both groups received a written reminder
That Lovass was inadvertently advertising
Regressive therapy and participating allegedly in
a culture of disrespect

after the survey was posted
and up to two telephone reminders
thereafter.
It was decided to part ways
and represent an argument
Relating to damages

We analysed the effect of the incentive
Of monetary reward and how it co-related to
The trafficking of people in society
Or just a bad joke by a choreographer
With a regressive sense of humour

A lot of thought went into the idea
Relating to the maturity of the proponents
Of kicking the textual nuances out of someone
And whether the low statistical results
We're the intentions in the first place

using χ2 tests for the categorical response
variable and t-tests for the continuous
reminder and length of response
variables at the end of (i) randomisation
and (ii) the study

techniques like posting follow-up
survey packs or phoning the attorney
General's office for an order stating
The return of the autistic society's
Paperclips ...

i think that this is a poem that has many great things about it- and that it is what one of my professors said' you have to be really good to break the rules-
i never really understood the rules- but i am sure that he thought
he knew