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Christmas Greetings From Santa

Posted: December 25th, 2014, 11:39 am
by sweetwater
Merry Christmas to all !

I wish I could say more
But presently I am very busy !

I only have 31 hours to work with
Due to the different time zones
And the rotation of the earth
Providing I travel east to west

Which means I have very little time
Less than 1 000 of a sec or less
Relating to the population census
Of between 8 and 10 billion
People

Providing you are good. !

That's between 1 000 and 5 000 of
A second to park the sleigh
Climb down the chimney
And put the present under the tree

Per person

Providing you are good !!

Re: Christmas Greetings From Santa

Posted: December 25th, 2014, 4:16 pm
by Doreen Peri
I've been a very bad girl this year!
On a bright note, this means
you will not have to spend your time
trying to find my chimney.
It will also save you from certain demise
since there is a fire burning there so it
would be wise if you didn't come.
But we all thank you for your hard work!

Re: Christmas Greetings From Santa

Posted: December 25th, 2014, 5:08 pm
by WIREMAN
uh...i beg to differ with your claim...im here in frederick maryland till after the holidaze for an all star jam before i head back to the north country... :D