Kiss My Ass Ditty

[Doreen Peri]

Here's my figurative finger extended,
the middle one on my right hand.
I hold it up as a salute to you
and a standing invitation.

Kiss my ass, you crass, damn
abuser. Perhaps you're a big
bully boozer or worse, but this
is only a little ditty verse.

I know it may cause some
ego inflation and that's what you crave.
But just be brave, and kiss it!
Think of it as an opportunity.
You wouldn't wanna miss it!

[theirishsea]

I don't know who or what occasioned this but this is a pointed poem.

[Tjflowers80]

This is great! I felt the same way about my boss for the past month thanks Doreen!

[whoaisme]

cheers to you Doreen and here's to all the poetic middle fingers extended!

[dune]

Yes, a fitting one-fingered tribute to the man. I concur. Well stated.