Kiss My Ass Ditty
Posted: February 25th, 2015, 1:28 am
Here's my figurative finger extended,
the middle one on my right hand.
I hold it up as a salute to you
and a standing invitation.
Kiss my ass, you crass, damn
abuser. Perhaps you're a big
bully boozer or worse, but this
is only a little ditty verse.
I know it may cause some
ego inflation and that's what you crave.
But just be brave, and kiss it!
Think of it as an opportunity.
You wouldn't wanna miss it!
the middle one on my right hand.
I hold it up as a salute to you
and a standing invitation.
Kiss my ass, you crass, damn
abuser. Perhaps you're a big
bully boozer or worse, but this
is only a little ditty verse.
I know it may cause some
ego inflation and that's what you crave.
But just be brave, and kiss it!
Think of it as an opportunity.
You wouldn't wanna miss it!