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Kiss My Ass Ditty

Posted: February 25th, 2015, 1:28 am
by Doreen Peri
Here's my figurative finger extended,
the middle one on my right hand.
I hold it up as a salute to you
and a standing invitation.

Kiss my ass, you crass, damn
abuser. Perhaps you're a big
bully boozer or worse, but this
is only a little ditty verse.

I know it may cause some
ego inflation and that's what you crave.
But just be brave, and kiss it!
Think of it as an opportunity.
You wouldn't wanna miss it!

Re: Kiss My Ass Ditty

Posted: February 25th, 2015, 10:04 am
by theirishsea
I don't know who or what occasioned this but this is a pointed poem.

Re: Kiss My Ass Ditty

Posted: February 26th, 2015, 1:07 am
by Tjflowers80
This is great! I felt the same way about my boss for the past month thanks Doreen!

Re: Kiss My Ass Ditty

Posted: February 27th, 2015, 4:30 pm
by whoaisme
cheers to you Doreen and here's to all the poetic middle fingers extended!

:!:
:twisted:

Re: Kiss My Ass Ditty

Posted: February 28th, 2015, 5:58 pm
by dune
Yes, a fitting one-fingered tribute to the man. I concur. Well stated.