inopportune wardrobe malfunction
Posted: March 31st, 2015, 5:28 pm
clipboard committee waits at booked table
pencil-skirted candidate coordinated with blazer
steps into low-slung Pontiac
hears horrible rip of split seam
sudden mad dash back holding ass
past the garden-hose weilding yard boy
into quick bedroom exchange for basic black skirt
f-bombs the way through lunch rush traffic
made it on time
to schmooze the hell out of 'em
***this is the sequel poem to the 'killing the interview' poem...it happened yesterday exactly as above. I did split my pencil skirt, I did have to run back in to change, there was a yard boy with a water hose squirting all over the apartment building.****
pencil-skirted candidate coordinated with blazer
steps into low-slung Pontiac
hears horrible rip of split seam
sudden mad dash back holding ass
past the garden-hose weilding yard boy
into quick bedroom exchange for basic black skirt
f-bombs the way through lunch rush traffic
made it on time
to schmooze the hell out of 'em
***this is the sequel poem to the 'killing the interview' poem...it happened yesterday exactly as above. I did split my pencil skirt, I did have to run back in to change, there was a yard boy with a water hose squirting all over the apartment building.****