Sir Eel (writtten in 2008)

[Doreen Peri]

Sir Eel, the punster,
silver juxtapositions
incongruous on his
thin decorated skin,
didn't know exactly
where to begin
so he slinked out,
belly down,
slimy frown unbecoming,
scaleless like an elongated
resemblance of a dream.

[justwalt]

I like my eels soaking all night,
then skinned, dipped in egg and floor,
and fried till the meat falls off the bone...
for breakfast while camping

[saw]

Sir eel
he's the real
deal