Operating Manual For Poems

[d.knape]

All poems come with free estimate
free delivery

1 year warranty
money-back guarantee

Party of first part
is not liable for grammatical errors
or errors of judgment

Poems may contain objectionable material
and harsh additives

Viewer Indiscretion is advised

Take with grain of salt

If convulsions occur
contact nearest veterinarian

Sensitivity optional

Do not read poems
while operating heavy machinery

May cause nausea or blindness

Poems often cross the line
stay in right lane

Keep away from children and/or pets

Poems may appear larger than life

Poet retains the right
to deny authorship.


~d.knape

[Tjflowers80]

Awesome. Made me laugh. Thank you!