Ron Carter
Posted: October 18th, 2015, 9:07 am
I wonder if Charles Mingus
ever cut his grass
hell no, he was jammin'
havin' a gas
doubt if Ron Cater
trimmed up his yard
hell no, he was practicing
workin' real hard
layin' down bass lines
hittin' his groove
while i was cussin' and kickin'
the damn Lawnboy to move
I was changin' the spark plugs
on the ole Briggs & Stratton
while Ron played the jazz clubs
in Detroit and Manhattan
while winning a Grammy
for Call Street Blues
I was loggin' in hours
in my steel-tipped shoes
eleven hundred weekends
since 1961
if I'd only had a yard man
I'd be number one
ever cut his grass
hell no, he was jammin'
havin' a gas
doubt if Ron Cater
trimmed up his yard
hell no, he was practicing
workin' real hard
layin' down bass lines
hittin' his groove
while i was cussin' and kickin'
the damn Lawnboy to move
I was changin' the spark plugs
on the ole Briggs & Stratton
while Ron played the jazz clubs
in Detroit and Manhattan
while winning a Grammy
for Call Street Blues
I was loggin' in hours
in my steel-tipped shoes
eleven hundred weekends
since 1961
if I'd only had a yard man
I'd be number one