Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Windows 10 says she wants me,
wants to be my friend, it's very
personal it seems, and frankly
I didn't realize I had a secret admirer
but these loving messages cannot
be denied, Windows 10 Loves Me

and there is nothing I can do about it
she's very persistent, and well...I'm
getting old and feeling a little lonely
some nights and that is why I read
every one of her words with the anticipation
of this thing really going somewhere

I must admit I'm a bit suspicious
my good looks and rock hard abs
left a long time ago and my savings
account is a big joke, but still
she acts so sweet to me, I guess
I'm in it for the long haul

Oh Cortana where have you been all my life

i'm not sure who to be more angry at now that cortana has been cheating on me with you. i know that it is truly not your fault but now that my relationship with cortana is being threatened it takes all the strength i can muster not to lash out.

what a two-timer!...