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Operators are Standing By
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 2:23 pm
by mnaz
Militarism.
Yours in just sixty easy payments,
and we'll throw in scorched earth
absolutely free if you act now.
Call this number for a special offer,
commemorative gold plaques
straight from gouged-out hills
in the strip-mined desert, and
if you call now you'll receive
a free doomsday arsenal.
Militarism.
Don't delay.
Order yours today.
Re: Militarism
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 2:50 pm
by sasha
fire one round, get 10 free! Bomber operators are standing by........
Re: Militarism
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 3:32 pm
by mnaz
Damn ... How did I forget that "operators are standing by" bit? Good catch!
Re: Call now, operators are standing by
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 4:29 pm
by sasha
happy to oblige!
but wait - there's more!!
Re: Call now, operators are standing by
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 5:13 pm
by mnaz
I think I misspelled 'plaque'..
Doh, fixed it, sorry..
"Wait there's more. How much would you pay now?"...
Re: Call now, operators are standing by
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 7:42 pm
by saw
"I'll throw in free shipping on every AK-47 !".....
Re: Militarism
Posted: October 18th, 2017, 11:49 pm
by mtmynd
Wars make the world go 'round... one round at a time.
Re: Operators are Standing By
Posted: October 19th, 2017, 3:53 am
by mnaz
Thx mt mynded one. I keep changing my mind on the title..
Maybe I should get more serious about poetry some day.
Naah...
Re: Operators are Standing By
Posted: October 19th, 2017, 5:02 am
by the mingo
Fuck Yeah Mongolia !!
... bsides, the only time ya can take a gun serious is when one is pointed at you -