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I Love Trump's Hair

Post by mnaz » March 3rd, 2018, 7:08 pm

Stiff and proud,
it wants a military parade.
Show those Commie bastards
who used to show off all their
war wagons, high steppin'.
It's gone full circle.
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Post by mnaz » March 3rd, 2018, 10:29 pm

Russian Trolls, next time pick a better candidate. I mean, this guy says he wants to get TOUGH with the Commies. But wait, that's after his Russian business deals are sorted out, so never mind.

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Post by still.trucking » March 3rd, 2018, 11:32 pm

jesus h christ
you say it so well
russian bots
troll bots
any side of an issue just to keep us at each others throats
and we are back to sabre rattling
because we are back in the ussr
spent a lot of last year emmersed in the great war and how it started
if you think I am not paranoid
i think putin and trump
are playing a dangerous game
and trump is the manchurian candidate

yessss
shop til you drop
the young americans
must maintain consumer confidence

lshit, drunk and stone dont mind me
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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by mnaz » March 4th, 2018, 6:24 am

That's about it. But at least we'll finally get rid of abortion! (said Pence a few days ago). When in doubt, dust off that old wedge.. Rock on! Truck on!

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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by saw » March 4th, 2018, 9:39 am

every time I hear a news commentator
talk about how the thing Trump values the most
is loyalty, I immediately think of the mafia
we all saw the godfather, we all know the importance
of loyalty...so why is it so hard for the press
just come out and say it,...the country elected
a career criminal with mob ties as long as the east coast
it really helps to keep this perspective
Trump is a mobster and will make deals with anyone
that somehow helps improve "the family " business
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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by Terri » March 4th, 2018, 12:47 pm

mnaz, i love your description
i'd like to see that parade
'and here, coming around the corner
a group of - what would you call those, marcus? -
aha, the band of suits, right. -
led by an improbably orange man and
wait a minute, what are we seeing, did his
hair just - no, no, it's settled back down.'

saw, i have the same view of him, exactly
so now what
is what i ask myself

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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by mnaz » March 4th, 2018, 1:33 pm

It's next to impossible to fathom what comes out of his mouth sometimes. Maybe it's just the hair talking..

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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by stilltrucking » March 4th, 2018, 1:57 pm

I could have bought Microsoft in the 90's
but I put my money into Cabbage Patch Dollls™
but this time I can't go wrong
I am buying Trumpy Dolls in wholesale lots


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

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Post by Terri » March 4th, 2018, 9:06 pm

hahahah
what a video
and what a financial strategy

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Post by still.trucking » March 4th, 2018, 11:49 pm

kills me when I read the comments, some people think it is just a prank, can't believe you can actually buy the goddamn thing.

So Putin threatens new weapons I figure he is trying to help Trump with his base.
and his bots work at turning us against each other.


no doupt in my mind that the NRA has the dirt on Trump, like J Edgar knows how to use it to intimidate and manipulate,,,
the Russians got it too, and Trump knows it.

where the fuck is the House UnAmerican Acrtivities Committee whens weez needs dem

same condition tonight don't mind me mark
gone down rocking
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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by the mingo » March 5th, 2018, 7:46 am

I don't have anything intelligent to contribute. Trump just doesn't interest me. Everybody always talking about him. In that way, he is a genius. He can get people talking about him who hate him even when he's not around.

That's genius.

Bona Fide.

My cat never says a word about the President. Any President. To me, that's a sign.

Anytime I even get close to thinking about the President I go hunt up a photo of the current Israeli Justice Minister. Any thought of the President then flees. Along with his hair. Her name is Ayelet Shaked. Her husband flies a jet fighter but I don't know why. I wouldn't need to fly anything to get my thrill if she was walking around in my house.

How come we don't have anyone in a position of power in our own gov't looks like that?

What do we get? Nancy Pelosi, that's who.

In fact, we ain't had anyone with any juice to speak of since Jackie Kennedy. That's one hell of a dry spell.

Liked the poem, mnaz.
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

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Re: I Love Trump's Hair

Post by mnaz » March 5th, 2018, 1:38 pm

Thanks mingo. You're right, he's too easy. Low hanging fruit.

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