The coffee stories
Posted: November 4th, 2018, 9:22 pm
I tried to stop drinking coffee
As I was slurping it all day and smoking lots of cigarettes
Talking with people from all around
Just like me
My son suggests I quit
He said” I bet you can’t”
I was gifted some coffee at this same fork in the road
The pre- spider web headache
I was telling myself how good I was for only having one cup
Then came the morning of truth
It was revealed that it was decaf
Oh my God I went and got a huge bag of Pete’s just in case
Was not going to do that headache without some hard narcotics
So- that might not be such a good idea
Having been there and done that
So I had coffee
First with honey
Coconut mikk
Baby I tried everything
Here it is
I wil have half and half with my caffeinated coffee
Bound and determined
Well - then that bag of Pete’s coffee ran out see
And I thought yeah stumptown
I bought some on sale
Holler mountain with a caramel scent
I lost it
I got mad and went and bought another
Came home and used the blender
To grind it
The blender is dead
There are whole beans as well as ground ones in my coffee
And clearly
The signs and wonders of the universe are trying to get me to let go of it
31 years
It’s like we are married
I’m not ok if I wake up and you
Coffee are not there
As I was slurping it all day and smoking lots of cigarettes
Talking with people from all around
Just like me
My son suggests I quit
He said” I bet you can’t”
I was gifted some coffee at this same fork in the road
The pre- spider web headache
I was telling myself how good I was for only having one cup
Then came the morning of truth
It was revealed that it was decaf
Oh my God I went and got a huge bag of Pete’s just in case
Was not going to do that headache without some hard narcotics
So- that might not be such a good idea
Having been there and done that
So I had coffee
First with honey
Coconut mikk
Baby I tried everything
Here it is
I wil have half and half with my caffeinated coffee
Bound and determined
Well - then that bag of Pete’s coffee ran out see
And I thought yeah stumptown
I bought some on sale
Holler mountain with a caramel scent
I lost it
I got mad and went and bought another
Came home and used the blender
To grind it
The blender is dead
There are whole beans as well as ground ones in my coffee
And clearly
The signs and wonders of the universe are trying to get me to let go of it
31 years
It’s like we are married
I’m not ok if I wake up and you
Coffee are not there