Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

The center of the United States-
Maybe North Dakota on south
Has been blowing colder than a witch s tit
Not having ever felt anything like that
The photos of frozen firemen and mustaches
Eyelashes fluttering ice
Blowing frozen bubbles

I like it 70 degrees and a light breeze
I would not surrvive
Nudists cannot thrive in those temperatures

in west virginia the hillbillies say—"it was colder than a well digger's ass"
so cold hell froze over, Hell Michigan

black gumbo, we got mud, seventy-two degrees today and rain again, the soil turns into this muck that the locals call "black gumbo" like a thick chocolate pudding, you could be stuck in it up to your knees, takes the shoes right off my feet.

I never want to be cold again,

I would not like that gumbo mud. Alaska I hear has the same stuff
Surfers talk about it