Another Poet Creating A Mess
Posted: February 5th, 2019, 4:11 pm
poetry is chocolate cake
hear its delicious lines
cut a stanza or two
put them on your critical plate
give taste reason and raison d'etre
inhale the aroma of choc-o-lat
slowly
convert it to yummy words
maybe only mumbled yum-yums
but that will suffice
literary art is a vice of self-indulgence
makes a sensibility fat
doesn't prepare you for the army
or give protest its hot peppers
its tough as a slum skin
no, poetry is too yum-yum
unless it is a fork
and life itself the batter impaled
you plunge your fork in
and don't forget your fork is a
tuning fork
the meter quivers
like iron-filings
but I am an indulgent poet
I'd pinch Stevie Nicks if I could
I'd ride a motorcycle up Mt. McKinley if I could
I'd plump trump with an uncut cake if I could
I'd sing the Heebie Jeebies if I could
I'd knock on wood if I could
but my knuckles caught a splinter
I'm caterwauling
the party is being raided by dietary police
all the fat people are being whisked off
to a holding room
seriousness is getting sassy
the inquiry into self-indulgence
has begun by collecting crumbs
"wipe that icing off your nose, boy"
and I am trying to reclaim the dried whip of it
trying to pick the outside of my nose
the outer derma
the show skin
the rub-a-dub-dub
and I'm in gaol watching the sun throw
illumination on the wall
far wall
I pick the dirt from my fingernails
and like the God of the Bible
praise it as good
but the nights bring dreams, indigestion
though I can't remember a thing
and though I don't really know what "infinite" means
I am infinitely sad
hear its delicious lines
cut a stanza or two
put them on your critical plate
give taste reason and raison d'etre
inhale the aroma of choc-o-lat
slowly
convert it to yummy words
maybe only mumbled yum-yums
but that will suffice
literary art is a vice of self-indulgence
makes a sensibility fat
doesn't prepare you for the army
or give protest its hot peppers
its tough as a slum skin
no, poetry is too yum-yum
unless it is a fork
and life itself the batter impaled
you plunge your fork in
and don't forget your fork is a
tuning fork
the meter quivers
like iron-filings
but I am an indulgent poet
I'd pinch Stevie Nicks if I could
I'd ride a motorcycle up Mt. McKinley if I could
I'd plump trump with an uncut cake if I could
I'd sing the Heebie Jeebies if I could
I'd knock on wood if I could
but my knuckles caught a splinter
I'm caterwauling
the party is being raided by dietary police
all the fat people are being whisked off
to a holding room
seriousness is getting sassy
the inquiry into self-indulgence
has begun by collecting crumbs
"wipe that icing off your nose, boy"
and I am trying to reclaim the dried whip of it
trying to pick the outside of my nose
the outer derma
the show skin
the rub-a-dub-dub
and I'm in gaol watching the sun throw
illumination on the wall
far wall
I pick the dirt from my fingernails
and like the God of the Bible
praise it as good
but the nights bring dreams, indigestion
though I can't remember a thing
and though I don't really know what "infinite" means
I am infinitely sad