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Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 26th, 2019, 3:27 am
by mnaz
I read something about the happiest country
lately in the Liberal News Overrun, something
about one of those chickenshit Scandinavian
countries, about saunas and reading books and
retiring from trying to take over the world.
Their Viking ancestors would shudder at
such piteous weakness on full display.

Re: Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 26th, 2019, 9:26 am
by mtmynd
Finland is the numero uno this year.
Those Scandinavians know how live.

Re: Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 26th, 2019, 11:18 am
by mnaz
Commies! They need to stop taking so much care of their own people and pony up and pay their share of Military Industrial Complex protection money. I mean, how are we going to protect the world from evil all by ourselves if these weak-ass Euro-freeloaders don't start paying their fair share of military dues? How DARE they be happy!

(I think my sarcastic streak is getting a little out of control...)

Re: Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 26th, 2019, 8:07 pm
by mnaz
Ok, I'll stop.

Re: Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 27th, 2019, 5:10 am
by the mingo
Ok, I'll stop.
NO! DON'T DO IT! IT'S YOUR BEST PART! 8)

Re: Happiest Nation on Earth

Posted: March 28th, 2019, 2:04 am
by mnaz
I thought that was my eyebrows (still growing a little wild and free)...

Shit I'm moving to Scandinavia and goddammit I'm gonna find a sauna and read a hell of a lot of books, because if I do that I will be happier. I know this because I read it on the internet.