later that evening
after coming home
to an empty house
I used my secret key
to the metal shed out back,
pulled out a dirty dark green raft
with a hole in it and somehow
miraculously found the patch kit
and sealed up the puncture,
I blew it up with my mouth
phew, but alas the bicycle pump
that was formerly in the mudroom
had gone missing in the ugly purge
bed problem solved
then I washed the clothes
i was wearing, thankfully
the washer and dryer were too much
trouble for the aiding and abetting brother-in-laws
and I paraded around naked foraging for food
I opened the door to the pantry
and started pushing around the picked over dregs
and low and behold there was a big beautiful can
Dinty Moore Beef Stew, and luckily
I still had my government issue P-38 can opener
on my key ring left over from my not too distant days
in the United States Navy, and I was delighted
to scoop it out with a dull wood chisel and put in my mouth
dinner solved
I was on a roll.............................
I D 3
Re: I D 3
damn, no should have to deal with this - Mysterious Island, 1971 edition.....
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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Re: I D 3
I’m stewing in your story
reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---
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thanx for comments
she did take my clothes
i imagine to spite me
for being angry about her tryst
which we all know was not the first time
that would be far too coincidental
I suppose I screwed up her good life
she wasn't working
she had all the creature comforts one needs
but instead of feeling shame
she was angry that I fucked up her good thing
thank goodness for Florida's forward thinking
no fault divorce policy, all you need to claim
is irreconcilable differences
stay tuned
she did take my clothes
i imagine to spite me
for being angry about her tryst
which we all know was not the first time
that would be far too coincidental
I suppose I screwed up her good life
she wasn't working
she had all the creature comforts one needs
but instead of feeling shame
she was angry that I fucked up her good thing
thank goodness for Florida's forward thinking
no fault divorce policy, all you need to claim
is irreconcilable differences
stay tuned
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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