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Posted: September 11th, 2019, 3:41 pm
I am on a jury
Yes it’s all a big mystery
Cannot talk to me
I guess - I am thinking
That if I could have remembered
What the lie was or the one I used to cover up the other one
So I did not stop lying out of virtue
I was too stupid to lie
I wish I had sometimes
Trying to be good
I was still bad
Back to the courthouse
Applebee’s is the only place for miles around
Parking is a Bitch
Posted: September 12th, 2019, 12:12 pm
Yes you gotta be be smart to lie.
Sometimes it takes several of them,
deployed in the right, timely sequence.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave"...
That old saying has a point..
On the other hand...
you could just go into politics,
get an office in Whopper City,
and lie your ass off.
Posted: September 13th, 2019, 5:59 pm
I am so happy to say that the young man that was living a lie with an older woman
Is quite happy tonight
Going to jail is not gonna happen for him
Yay I helped
Posted: September 14th, 2019, 5:14 pm
I really need some pain relief
It’s 111 out and my body has had enough
I wish I could do some of the things many humans can do
Posted: September 15th, 2019, 9:21 am
got the summons once
Federal court, Concord NH..
high profile murder?
(will I need to wear a bag over my head?)
defendant in one state
plaintiff in another
BO - RRING....
judge asks prospective jurors:
anyone of you ever work
for an insurance company?
National Grange Mutual
on the carpet
more than once
I raise my hand
step forward, he says
I tell my story
thank you, he says
you may go
Posted: September 15th, 2019, 11:29 pm
You CAN do what many
humans can do, but that
might be a mixed blessing...
I'm sorry you're in pain. At least some cooler weather (should) be on the way pretty soon..
Posted: September 16th, 2019, 11:35 pm
Lovely poem, funny. Your songs shape so sweet & be-quirked.
Posted: September 22nd, 2019, 8:25 pm
Just the other day..
the family was in a van
Singing ole mc Donald had a farm
In Italian and English
And my grandson
Eye e I O
Perfect time even
I’m not lying