some beaver poem

[mtmynd]

..... some beaver poem......


leave it to beaver

(leave)

beaver is the cause of it all

(it)

damn beaver! couldn't live
with it or without it, but
i speak from a males p.o.v.

(to)

if it wasn't for beaver
there wouldn't be the
great shaft of life
that brings us to breath

(beaver)

(breathe in...breathe out)

(leave)

beaver is what hetero-males
truly joy - good beaver

(it)

all beaver is good
some is better than another
but all beaver is good

(to)

leave it to beaver.
too bad
the television show
didn't have
mrs cleaver's beaver...
it would've been
alot more memory

(beaver)

the males in that show
had the personality of
the castrated - cleavered

(leave it)

(leave it, two beaver!
put down that knife
and behave yourself.
don't let that happen
again...no mas pendejos)

(to beaver)

[sasha]

My brother & I used to riff on this. Eddie Haskell: "Good MORNING, Mrs. Cleavage! And how's the Beaver this morning?"

Fun trivia facts: June Cleaver was played by the same actress (Barbara Billingsby) who spoke jive in the movie "Airplane!" Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) became a cop with the LAPD, and retired on disability after getting shot five times in a foot chase. And although serving in the USAF, Jerry Mathers (as the Beaver) was NOT killed in Vietnam as urban legend would have had you believe.....

[wylde]

i lodge that i give a damn.

[saw]

dem wuz the daze
june always had on a string of pearls for doing housework
and ward was mostly seen in a coat and tie
even at a young age I thought that was weird, like
never seen that in any household that I knew
all my friends had blue collar dads for one,
and the moms never wore dresses, had pants and an old blouse
for doing chores....never earrings or necklaces
but the show was funny nonetheless, if one could
suspend disbelief for half an hour
nice trivia sasha

beaver oh beaver
where are ye when we need ya
very amusing to think of june's little beaver
I mean I never once ever thought as a kid that
ward and june might actually be having sex
that was the point of the show I think
clean cut show with a moral at the end like Aesop

[wylde]

what was once simply a beaver
may today well be #cleaver

[mtmynd]

Many thanks for the great comments... gave me smiles.