Sorry-Ass Sam in Portland
Posted: June 7th, 2021, 10:17 pm
Denise is not going to fuck you,
not today not tomorrow not ever
your wife may not fuck you ever again either
because you're such an asshole, Chevy Suburban, pistol & all -
as it is she can't believe she married you
when she had so much else going on -
good looks, guys at her door, a future with options,
now there's just you,
sad fuck in a sailor hat
you could go fishing
if you had a boat
not today not tomorrow not ever
your wife may not fuck you ever again either
because you're such an asshole, Chevy Suburban, pistol & all -
as it is she can't believe she married you
when she had so much else going on -
good looks, guys at her door, a future with options,
now there's just you,
sad fuck in a sailor hat
you could go fishing
if you had a boat
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