Jesus and the storyteller
Posted: August 8th, 2021, 6:35 pm
I guess Mary - ya know the story..
immaculate conception
Now and then the idea crosses the bridge
In Italy.. there is a shroud
Looks like jesus swallowed paparazzi lightbulb
Lit up like the night skies in Chile
Where the oldest mummies in the world
We’re recently discovered
Before Indiana Jones : I used to get extremely excited over this stuff
Like maybe the aliens left clear messages
We are just to stupid to read them
Necmxt to bull riding; nothing else has got my goat
They just dunno where it’s tied that’s why
There is a woman I know that said “ I masturbated all day”
I said I’m so tired of having sex alone..
so …. I … got a puppy
If I get lucky … she can watch…
So this is my life now
Jokes and laundry
Ironing crunchy towels
Cooking pasta and amazing foods
Tumeric is for dissolving tumors
So
Cloves as a tea cleanses the lymphatic system
There is a lady doctor on Instagram that says you should
Slap your arms and upper thighs 49 times to increase circulation
I wish I was a “ sleeper”
Inside there is a little child that always says” I’m tired”
I have asked her .. why are you tired? “
No answer
In my dreams I fight.. I wake up sometimes with bruises and that look like someone strongly suggested I get moving
. Sometimes like handprints
I’m going on the road now to see my friends he can take negative energy off your body using magnets
I’m ready
immaculate conception
Now and then the idea crosses the bridge
In Italy.. there is a shroud
Looks like jesus swallowed paparazzi lightbulb
Lit up like the night skies in Chile
Where the oldest mummies in the world
We’re recently discovered
Before Indiana Jones : I used to get extremely excited over this stuff
Like maybe the aliens left clear messages
We are just to stupid to read them
Necmxt to bull riding; nothing else has got my goat
They just dunno where it’s tied that’s why
There is a woman I know that said “ I masturbated all day”
I said I’m so tired of having sex alone..
so …. I … got a puppy
If I get lucky … she can watch…
So this is my life now
Jokes and laundry
Ironing crunchy towels
Cooking pasta and amazing foods
Tumeric is for dissolving tumors
So
Cloves as a tea cleanses the lymphatic system
There is a lady doctor on Instagram that says you should
Slap your arms and upper thighs 49 times to increase circulation
I wish I was a “ sleeper”
Inside there is a little child that always says” I’m tired”
I have asked her .. why are you tired? “
No answer
In my dreams I fight.. I wake up sometimes with bruises and that look like someone strongly suggested I get moving
. Sometimes like handprints
I’m going on the road now to see my friends he can take negative energy off your body using magnets
I’m ready