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The Pig Skin Song
Posted: May 21st, 2005, 12:28 pm
by Trevor
Rump jump run rump
Plump rump sow
Run squeally squeally
From the butcher blade plow.
Rump clump dead lump
Plump rump sow
Roasting on a spit
Going round and round.
Singing.
Crackle
thisstle thisstle
thisstle thisstle
crackle ssowe
thisstle
crackle thisstle
thisstle crackle
thisstle ssowe.
Posted: May 21st, 2005, 1:43 pm
by mousey1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm slurp.......
BBQ!!!!!!!!!!
Poor little piggy wiggy!!!!
You know that pigs are smarter even than most dogs....and we don't....most of us....eat dog...so maybe we...should rethink the eating of the pig. If I only didn't like bacon so much.
We shouldn't eat smart things, only dumb things that don't know any better. 'Course I'd be fair game then!!!!!
This is another cute poem Trevor!
I'll be whistling this little ditty over my morning breakfast of sizzlin' bacon and eggs.
Thisstle thisstle crackle crackle sow sow sow....
not a bore bore bore
are you.....
or your poetry anyhow!!!!
Grand sense of fun here....I shan't look for deeper meanings than the poor plight of the pig on the spit.
Thank Christ I'm not a pig!!!!

- at least to most people!
Tank-you - I needed a smile!!!!
Posted: May 21st, 2005, 8:54 pm
by Trevor
MMMMMM, bbq is the best....die piggy die!!! Say, why does death taste so much like life? lol
"You know that pigs are smarter even than most dogs....and we don't....most of us....eat dog...so maybe we...should rethink the eating of the pig. If I only didn't like bacon so much. "
lol...nahhhh, we should still eat pig...I'm with you, bacon is too good to give up....not to mention, we should only eat smart animals, less competition for us in the long run. Now the only question remaining is, does a bernaise sauce go better with dolphin, or with monkey?...lol
"This is another cute poem Trevor!"
Leave it up to you to find the killing and roasting of a pig "cute"...lol
"Grand sense of fun here....I shan't look for deeper meanings than the poor plight of the pig on the spit. "
Good cause there isn't one...lol...actually I just wrote that today because I like to sometimes, for no apparent reason, just mutter out random rhyming or alliterate words....she shaw shar zip zip doddle poddle poopie loopy. I have no explanation for this except sometimes it feels relaxing like burning off pent up mind energy.....and if I'm really feeling restless I sometimes even throw in a little stupid dance too....lol...so yeah, this just came from one of those nonsensical mutterings....no deeper meaning and no real purpose for it other I liked the way the sounds connect. It's not written very well, clumsily thrown together, but I just wanted to share it because I liked the sound of the words when put together.
Anyways, happy long weekend! Talkie to your walkie in a toodles time.
Posted: May 22nd, 2005, 3:16 am
by Traveller13
Posted: May 22nd, 2005, 8:43 am
by Trevor
Oddly enough, that looks exactly like the butcher from around the corner? I always wondered why his steaks tasted like the cow ate MacDonald's and drank beer.
Posted: May 22nd, 2005, 3:30 pm
by hester_prynne
I know what you mean about those little alliterates drifting in the haid. I have so many of them, that often times, I can't speak through it.
Ba deedle dee dee dah dah
rhymes with hallelujah
bacon bits, and cow tits,
boys and girls together,
me and mamie o rourke
we skip the light fantastic
on the sidewalks lined with pork.
wha?/????
H
