Freudian Slips Shrinking Satan

[iblieve]

Satan was talking to Freud
quite upset and annoyed
some might say downright paranoid.
The couch was smoldering Satan was hot
talking about the deal he got.
Doing all the work getting all the blame
God on high getting the fame
“Since Eve ate the apple and set sin free
everything is blamed on me.”

“It wasn’t my plan,” he explains to Freud.
“I’d of left it all a goddamn void,
but god wanted to prove his might.
Aint my fault he didn’t get it right
why man was doomed from the start
too much lust in such a fragile heart.
Giving woman all the power from a little hole
and putting value on shit like gold.
Man between lust and greed
they was fucked before they invented speed
that just rushed them faster to seed,
but why do they all blame me?
I’m just the keeper of the fire
to keep their dead asses warm after they expire.”

“Who ever wrote that Holy Book got it wrong.
It was God who buried the bone
of sin inside their little minds.
Remember free thought that cosmic plan divine?
Well it didn’t work out like he expected
maybe they were neglected.
I didn’t asked to be in this position
I thought it was a temporary transition.”

Freud looked up with bright eyes and asked ,
“But aren’t you the father of all lies?”
The devil jumped up his voice did cry,
"That term I despise.
God is the one that’s responsible for that,
why he made the pussy the cat,
and he made man to be vain
over half are born insane?
And I am suppose to be the bad guy.
Why its enough to make me cry.
All I did was be God’s best friend
But I get it in the end
of time I am suppose to become nothing at all
while God has a ball.”

Freud said, "I can’t help you out of this mess,
but I think a distraction would be best.
Take two virgins and go away.
Have a roll in the hay.”

The devil looked pissed
and hissed.
“Virgins in hell, right!
God took all those too.
Fuck I’m fucked.”

As the Devil Stomped out the door
Freud said, “Ms. Smith is there any more
patient for me today?”
“Yes sir God is on his way.
Said it was an emergency
and wanted to know if this visit was free.”

iblieve

[Dawn of Tomorrow]

Oh my God, "C" that is the best story poem I've read in quite sometime. That was as good as Dr. Zeuss any day. Outstanding read this morning. And could be more truth in there then we know. I'll be back to this one. That is just kick ass great.

Hugs and love,
JL

[iblieve]

Thanks Dawn I was playing around with this one, poetry can't always be serious, we have to laugh and be satirically sarcastic sometimes, lmao.