FUCK VAMPIRE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Axanderdeath]

“Hello” Said the tall smiling man at the side of the park bench that I was sitting on.

“Hello.” I grumbled.

“What are you doing here? Why are you not at home?” He said and I thought I could ask him the same question but did not.

“What do you want?” I asked.

“Well why don’t you stop drinking?”

“DO you know me?”

“No.”

“Then fuck off man I don’t want to talk to you get out of here!” I said standing up and spilling my beer. “Look what you made me do you little fucker.” I said. He looked at me really hard like he was looking through me. “What?” I asked.

“Well what are you going to hit me?”

“Know just leave!” I said sitting back down sipping my drink. “I don’t need a fucking lecture from some fuck in a fucking park at 3 am!”

“But don’t you know who I am?” He looks down and smiled. His hand went in to his black leather pants and he pulled out a long knife that shimmered in the street lights. “I am drac the evil one!”

“Oh fuck.” I said kicking him in the balls and then taking the knife out of his hand and kicking him repeatedly.

I called the cops and I got my name and picture in the picture and a reward for catching the copy cat vampire want to be killer. The reward was a thousand dollars. I got to keep the knife!!! Stupid fucking vampire bastard.