Queen Turka

[hester_prynne]

Sweet sweet sweets,
as thick as candy
ass,
evil dooey gooey,
nauseating phooey,
generously coated
in delicious caramel,
martyr shell.

It''s my duty
as you say,
for me to
blindly eat it,
against the law
you warn,
for me to
want to beat it.

Your habit,
is my berka,
my burden,
your beef jerka,
and I must feign
a joyous reign,
on assignment,
as queen turka.

[Marksman45]

"beef jerka"
There's gotta be some kind of law against that

[mnaz]

Nice one Hester....

and I've suddenly got the munchies...