Johnny Rocket
Posted: October 13th, 2004, 1:27 am
Johnny Rocket had a plan,
and his plan was to finally light the fuse,
and travel a perfect parabolic arc,
way out past Neptune and Pluto,
toward a postcard beach in Bimini,
where he would take scientific readings,
and drink from the potholes of starfish,
and chase the local minnows...
But when they strapped him to the shaft,
he asked too many needless questions, like
'what about lunch?', and
'what about the election?'....
he was not a team-player.
and his plan was to finally light the fuse,
and travel a perfect parabolic arc,
way out past Neptune and Pluto,
toward a postcard beach in Bimini,
where he would take scientific readings,
and drink from the potholes of starfish,
and chase the local minnows...
But when they strapped him to the shaft,
he asked too many needless questions, like
'what about lunch?', and
'what about the election?'....
he was not a team-player.