Chastity’s Belt

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Chastity’s Belt

Post by iblieve » May 23rd, 2006, 3:44 pm

Chastity’s Belt

Chastity sprung her belt
belting out the family value’s chorus
with the sheet music wearing thin.
The recital was a bust anyway,
she forgot to rehearse.
Sang out of key and broke the lock
to her chastity belt grown too tight.

When she saw the stones from heaven
crush the little bird flying with broken wings
she decided to ruin her virginity
before it was too late
to feel good about herself.

She never found the time
to mourn daddy's death,
but she couldn't help crying
at the memories
when daddy's chastity belt fit too tight.

Later that night,
to feel better about herself
she had a midnight madcap,
a slow screw extra stiff.
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Post by Ann Bingham » May 23rd, 2006, 11:08 pm

when the chains are wrapped so tightly, it is only human nature to act upon what you are told is wrong. Had to smile at the last stanza. :oops:

love lots

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Post by mousey1 » May 25th, 2006, 4:29 pm

A midnight madcap eh? Ya, now that sounds like my cup of...tea!

I'll remember that the next time I want to feel better about myself.

Reach for a midnight madcap

celebrate the

zany me.
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by iblieve » May 26th, 2006, 6:09 pm

So true ann and Mousey, I'll have one too, except I'll do the slow screwing, lmao. Thank you both for the support. "C"
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Post by mnaz » May 27th, 2006, 12:28 pm

.... declaration of independence (or life, in general)....

... loved the last stanza...

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Post by Dave The Dov » May 28th, 2006, 7:25 am

Hey just like Woody Allen said in the movie,"Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". When he found this woman's chasity belt keys.


These are the keys to the latch so I can unlock them to get at her snatch.
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Post by stilltrucking » May 28th, 2006, 11:28 am

"Do not objectify sensory data"
Dalai Lama

Trapped in lust
Looking for the key to her vagina
Not to her heart

I created a barbie doll woman in my mind

I objectified the woman on the end of my penis.

Keeping them coming C
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Post by iblieve » June 21st, 2006, 5:13 pm

Thank you my friends, love the replys. "C"
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