Chastity’s Belt
Posted: May 23rd, 2006, 3:44 pm
Chastity’s Belt
Chastity sprung her belt
belting out the family value’s chorus
with the sheet music wearing thin.
The recital was a bust anyway,
she forgot to rehearse.
Sang out of key and broke the lock
to her chastity belt grown too tight.
When she saw the stones from heaven
crush the little bird flying with broken wings
she decided to ruin her virginity
before it was too late
to feel good about herself.
She never found the time
to mourn daddy's death,
but she couldn't help crying
at the memories
when daddy's chastity belt fit too tight.
Later that night,
to feel better about herself
she had a midnight madcap,
a slow screw extra stiff.
Chastity sprung her belt
belting out the family value’s chorus
with the sheet music wearing thin.
The recital was a bust anyway,
she forgot to rehearse.
Sang out of key and broke the lock
to her chastity belt grown too tight.
When she saw the stones from heaven
crush the little bird flying with broken wings
she decided to ruin her virginity
before it was too late
to feel good about herself.
She never found the time
to mourn daddy's death,
but she couldn't help crying
at the memories
when daddy's chastity belt fit too tight.
Later that night,
to feel better about herself
she had a midnight madcap,
a slow screw extra stiff.