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Jam of Lament for a Divided America

Posted: November 5th, 2004, 4:21 pm
by Lightning Rod
The Red States and the Blue States

if the highest building in town has a steeple on it
you know you are in a Red State.

If the Dairy Queen is your idea of great cuisine
you are probably in a Red State.

If the mention of the word 'gay' makes you want to lose your Happy Meal
I think you are in a Red State.

If you've read a book from cover to cover other than the bible
you might be from a Blue State.

If your car radio is tuned to NPR rather than AM talk radio
you are likely to be in a Blue State.

If you are thinking about seceding from the Union
you are probably in a Blue State.

Posted: November 5th, 2004, 4:34 pm
by WIREMAN
red and blue...blue and grey
makes ya wonder will the
WE the People ever see the
light of day..................

waiting

Posted: November 5th, 2004, 5:52 pm
by stilltrucking
red white and blue
there are only three kinds of people here
those that can count and those who can not

We the people?

Posted: November 5th, 2004, 9:53 pm
by Lightning Rod
part two...

If you are red in the face since the election
you are from a Blue State and have the blues.

But blue suede shoes are from Memphis
and that's in a Red State.

And the Red Sox are from Boston
and that's in a Blue State.

We would assume that The Big Apple is red
but it's in a Blue State.

The Redskins play out of Washington DC
which is solid Blue. That's why they won't make it a State.

At least Baton Rouge is in a Red State where it belongs.
The Red River divides two Red States.
And most rednecks are in Red States.

Red States, Blue States
I hardly know what to say
At least it's not yet the Blue and the Gray.

Posted: November 6th, 2004, 12:24 am
by Doreen Peri
I'm in a blues-state......

Posted: November 6th, 2004, 9:04 am
by WIREMAN
never ....never....get out of these blues alive............wired