Jam of Lament for a Divided America
Posted: November 5th, 2004, 4:21 pm
The Red States and the Blue States
if the highest building in town has a steeple on it
you know you are in a Red State.
If the Dairy Queen is your idea of great cuisine
you are probably in a Red State.
If the mention of the word 'gay' makes you want to lose your Happy Meal
I think you are in a Red State.
If you've read a book from cover to cover other than the bible
you might be from a Blue State.
If your car radio is tuned to NPR rather than AM talk radio
you are likely to be in a Blue State.
If you are thinking about seceding from the Union
you are probably in a Blue State.
if the highest building in town has a steeple on it
you know you are in a Red State.
If the Dairy Queen is your idea of great cuisine
you are probably in a Red State.
If the mention of the word 'gay' makes you want to lose your Happy Meal
I think you are in a Red State.
If you've read a book from cover to cover other than the bible
you might be from a Blue State.
If your car radio is tuned to NPR rather than AM talk radio
you are likely to be in a Blue State.
If you are thinking about seceding from the Union
you are probably in a Blue State.