I found Jesus (rummaging through my stuff...)

[e_dog]

There is no Third Amendment,*
nor a Fourth,
protecting you
against the powers
and authority
of Jesus Christ.
Accept Him into your home
and your heart.





*The Third and Fourth Amendments to the US Constitution. Look it up(!), you ignorant sinners!

[mnaz]

but what if jesus was co-opted quite a long time ago?

[~K]

& then what?

God knows...

I hope
& prove
I'm human
after all
let's fall

[stilltrucking]

I met Jesus on a bus going through Washington DC
Since he shed his blood for me even though i never asked him too
I thought it only fare to pay his bus fair
Cause the bus driver was one of little faith
and was going to kick him off the bus cause Jesus was broke

Jesus got off the bus at St Elizabeth' Asylumn for the criminaly insane in Washington DC.
true stoyy
He said he was Jesus
and that was proof enough for me
This was during my ergot year

I likes your poem e-dog
this don't mean nothing
just a GO
cause Jesus rummages through my dreams
I think freud was write
The unconscious is the artist

Jesus is lord and I will kill any son of a peach that says it ain't so
giddy yup go
tippy tie yie yay
ride him cowboy
I saw a statue of jesus in texas
and if you walked around back of it
you can see he is wearing cowboy boots
no shit.
ask molly ivins
she saw it too.

p.s.
I looked it up in the bill of wrongs
yep you are right
are we not blessed as a people
we not only have a comander in chief
We have a high priest
a president of good and evil
Have you ever wondered who it was that St Paul met on that road to Damsascus

Cause I wonder who the hell his holiness is talking about when he says Jesus christ has had the most influence on him

some words just trip my trigger
sorry for the irrelevant ramble
nice pome

[mnaz]

dyin' to ask...

did you find jesus while rummaging thru yr. stuff?

or did you find jesus rummaging thru yr. stuff?

[e_dog]

Yes.

[e_dog]

Yes.

[hester_prynne]

Jesus is just...











alright with me

H

[e_dog]

Jesus must've had one hell of a time
going through the Oedipus complex.
Think about it.