New Age Hypochrondria

[e_dog]

After a crash landing on the astral plane, I had to see a doctor. I said, "Doc, this is an emergency! I had a unitive experience with a noumenon. Now all my mind-expanding epiphanies have become introspective. My satori-cycle is a month late. What's worse -- I have deja vu everytime I experience samadhi. And don't even get me started about out of body experiences: last week I tried one, and it ended up as a mere dissociative state. Please help me."
And she said, "What you need to try is some medical tobacco. There is a nicotine club in the city that's grows its own stuff. But beware: the feds are trying to supress it."

[jimboloco]

nou·me·non mon, "dissociation has a storied role in murder trials, often given as a reason for a not guilty by reason of insanity verdict."

you didn't do it!

[hester_prynne]

As long as it's wacky tobacky!

Heh.
good one e-dog!

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[Doreen Peri]

LOL!!!

you're a gem, e-!

loved this!