New Age Hypochrondria
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 11:42 am
After a crash landing on the astral plane, I had to see a doctor. I said, "Doc, this is an emergency! I had a unitive experience with a noumenon. Now all my mind-expanding epiphanies have become introspective. My satori-cycle is a month late. What's worse -- I have deja vu everytime I experience samadhi. And don't even get me started about out of body experiences: last week I tried one, and it ended up as a mere dissociative state. Please help me."
And she said, "What you need to try is some medical tobacco. There is a nicotine club in the city that's grows its own stuff. But beware: the feds are trying to supress it."
And she said, "What you need to try is some medical tobacco. There is a nicotine club in the city that's grows its own stuff. But beware: the feds are trying to supress it."
