Fine Art

[e_dog]

Man: What the fuck is that supposed to be?

Woman: It's an abstract expressionist . . .

Man: Looks like the guy swallowed a can of multicolored paint and regurgitated it onto the canvas while having a seizure . . .

Woman: It's a priceless work of art.

Man: It's a priceless crock of shit!

Woman: You think you know everything, don't you. I bet you couldn't make a piece of artwork like that if you tried for a million years. . .

Man: It's not art, it's shit.

Woman: It's art.

Man: Shit.

Woman: Art.

Man: Shit!

Woman: Art! . . . You know what, you stay here and complain about things and I'll go to the next exhibit. By myself.

Man: Fine -- art.