Fine Art
Posted: January 5th, 2005, 11:00 pm
Man: What the fuck is that supposed to be?
Woman: It's an abstract expressionist . . .
Man: Looks like the guy swallowed a can of multicolored paint and regurgitated it onto the canvas while having a seizure . . .
Woman: It's a priceless work of art.
Man: It's a priceless crock of shit!
Woman: You think you know everything, don't you. I bet you couldn't make a piece of artwork like that if you tried for a million years. . .
Man: It's not art, it's shit.
Woman: It's art.
Man: Shit.
Woman: Art.
Man: Shit!
Woman: Art! . . . You know what, you stay here and complain about things and I'll go to the next exhibit. By myself.
Man: Fine -- art.
Woman: It's an abstract expressionist . . .
Man: Looks like the guy swallowed a can of multicolored paint and regurgitated it onto the canvas while having a seizure . . .
Woman: It's a priceless work of art.
Man: It's a priceless crock of shit!
Woman: You think you know everything, don't you. I bet you couldn't make a piece of artwork like that if you tried for a million years. . .
Man: It's not art, it's shit.
Woman: It's art.
Man: Shit.
Woman: Art.
Man: Shit!
Woman: Art! . . . You know what, you stay here and complain about things and I'll go to the next exhibit. By myself.
Man: Fine -- art.