Maxims You Can Derive from Star Wars

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Maxims You Can Derive from Star Wars

Post by e_dog » May 29th, 2005, 7:53 pm

1. Be grateful for whatever limbs you have.



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Post by Zlatko Waterman » May 30th, 2005, 11:56 am

2. Be nice to the thousands of teddy bears found in every forest.

3. Don't run from the guy in the black helmet. He could turn out to be your Dad.

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Post by e_dog » May 31st, 2005, 10:02 am

4. Don't trust a dude who says he can give you the secret power of eternal life.

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Post by Traveller13 » June 2nd, 2005, 6:31 am

5. it's not always a good idea to press the "eject" button.
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Post by Traveller13 » June 2nd, 2005, 6:32 am

6. Droids can't jump (but are killers at chess!).
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Post by Traveller13 » June 2nd, 2005, 6:34 am

7. before taking out your laser sword, make sure it doesn't rain first.
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Post by e_dog » June 3rd, 2005, 1:09 pm

8. So, like, what's up with the wheezing android/cyborg Herr Heinous (or whatever his name was)? He didn't have no lungs! Did the programmer add a wheezing effect in his vocalization routine as a special effect to indicate agedness or frailty?


(sorry this isn't really a 'maxim' but it had to be said.)
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