an email i sent out to womens at work, the online groupies
Posted: January 13th, 2006, 1:46 pm
about 12noon last monday my oncology nurse manager and another higher up manager, who is also a friend of mine, asked me to come with them to speak with someone in personnell.
they said caroline had my patients.
so we are walking along, down the back hall, fortunately, to the elevators, another person gets on and we walk on into the main part of the hospital, i think i hear my friend Tina whisper "i'm sorry" , have an empty mind, calm, then tina tells me, there was a complaint about an email i'd sent out to mo fellow staffers at work. oh, i breathe a sigh of relief. i am calm and smiling inwardly and say i remember thinking of someonemight get upset about it, then forgot about it. so i spoke with the personnell director and the head of security was there.
we had a conversation about it and tat was all, someone had complained to the nurse manager, so i have to go see a counselor now for one session at least, inocuous enough.
what follows is the actual email i sent to my workmates. the two i talked to about it thought it was funny.
i worked two days after that, mentored a young university nurnsing student, had interactions with them all, very agreeable, so, here it is, my rejection slip entree.....
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(to the womens at work, sent last sunday)
Click here:Licensed To Pill - Grab.com Fun
If i ever go bezerk at work I'll kiss all the ladies first!
then RUN!
Jimbo
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it passed on like watre under a bridge
you should seethe bantering that goes on
six years with there ladies
so i have a choice i can be pissed
or i can not stick to it
carry on my wayward son
what i usually say is if i lose it at work i'm gonna kiss all the ladies and call all the docs by the first name. so it was not the first time i had said that joke.
although it does not
mindfully keep guard
in the small mountain fields
the scarecrow does not stand in vain
bukkoku kokushi 1256-1316
then my apology went as follows
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( last tuesday morning at 5 a m)
Dear workplace amigas,
If anyone was offended by my email a couple days ago with the animated cartoon "licensed to pill" with the kitty and her gun, I want to apologise. I got the cartoon forwarded from my wife who got it from her workplace amigos and the kitty we've had for awhile, always thought it funny. Also I'd made a joke previously while at work about sing it and kissing the ladies and calling the docs by their first names." Unfortunately my choice of words was a bit aggressive, "bezerk at work" and this offended someone.
PLease continue sending me your funnies etc and know how much it means to me to be with you all. Perhaps my atempt at humor was a bit jaundiced, maybe a war vets' humor, but I am pregnant with enthusiasm and again, if I offended with that email, please accept my sincerest apologies.
Jimbo
ps here is my wife and her friends at work, just to let you know
told my boss i was declaring a moratorium on emails to my work mates. seriously some of the sloshy cutesie stuff is bizarre to me, but what the hay.
as the white clouds come together
the morning glories already fade
9th century poem, japan
they said caroline had my patients.
so we are walking along, down the back hall, fortunately, to the elevators, another person gets on and we walk on into the main part of the hospital, i think i hear my friend Tina whisper "i'm sorry" , have an empty mind, calm, then tina tells me, there was a complaint about an email i'd sent out to mo fellow staffers at work. oh, i breathe a sigh of relief. i am calm and smiling inwardly and say i remember thinking of someonemight get upset about it, then forgot about it. so i spoke with the personnell director and the head of security was there.
we had a conversation about it and tat was all, someone had complained to the nurse manager, so i have to go see a counselor now for one session at least, inocuous enough.
what follows is the actual email i sent to my workmates. the two i talked to about it thought it was funny.
i worked two days after that, mentored a young university nurnsing student, had interactions with them all, very agreeable, so, here it is, my rejection slip entree.....
*****************************************************
(to the womens at work, sent last sunday)
Click here:Licensed To Pill - Grab.com Fun
If i ever go bezerk at work I'll kiss all the ladies first!
then RUN!
Jimbo
*****************************************************
it passed on like watre under a bridge
you should seethe bantering that goes on
six years with there ladies
so i have a choice i can be pissed
or i can not stick to it
carry on my wayward son
what i usually say is if i lose it at work i'm gonna kiss all the ladies and call all the docs by the first name. so it was not the first time i had said that joke.
although it does not
mindfully keep guard
in the small mountain fields
the scarecrow does not stand in vain
bukkoku kokushi 1256-1316
then my apology went as follows
*****************************************************
( last tuesday morning at 5 a m)
Dear workplace amigas,
If anyone was offended by my email a couple days ago with the animated cartoon "licensed to pill" with the kitty and her gun, I want to apologise. I got the cartoon forwarded from my wife who got it from her workplace amigos and the kitty we've had for awhile, always thought it funny. Also I'd made a joke previously while at work about sing it and kissing the ladies and calling the docs by their first names." Unfortunately my choice of words was a bit aggressive, "bezerk at work" and this offended someone.
PLease continue sending me your funnies etc and know how much it means to me to be with you all. Perhaps my atempt at humor was a bit jaundiced, maybe a war vets' humor, but I am pregnant with enthusiasm and again, if I offended with that email, please accept my sincerest apologies.
Jimbo
ps here is my wife and her friends at work, just to let you know
told my boss i was declaring a moratorium on emails to my work mates. seriously some of the sloshy cutesie stuff is bizarre to me, but what the hay.
as the white clouds come together
the morning glories already fade
9th century poem, japan