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an email i sent out to womens at work, the online groupies

Post by jimboloco » January 13th, 2006, 1:46 pm

about 12noon last monday my oncology nurse manager and another higher up manager, who is also a friend of mine, asked me to come with them to speak with someone in personnell.
they said caroline had my patients.

so we are walking along, down the back hall, fortunately, to the elevators, another person gets on and we walk on into the main part of the hospital, i think i hear my friend Tina whisper "i'm sorry" , have an empty mind, calm, then tina tells me, there was a complaint about an email i'd sent out to mo fellow staffers at work. oh, i breathe a sigh of relief. i am calm and smiling inwardly and say i remember thinking of someonemight get upset about it, then forgot about it. so i spoke with the personnell director and the head of security was there.

we had a conversation about it and tat was all, someone had complained to the nurse manager, so i have to go see a counselor now for one session at least, inocuous enough.

what follows is the actual email i sent to my workmates. the two i talked to about it thought it was funny.
i worked two days after that, mentored a young university nurnsing student, had interactions with them all, very agreeable, so, here it is, my rejection slip entree.....
*****************************************************
(to the womens at work, sent last sunday)
Click here:Licensed To Pill - Grab.com Fun
If i ever go bezerk at work I'll kiss all the ladies first!
then RUN!

Jimbo


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*****************************************************

it passed on like watre under a bridge

you should seethe bantering that goes on
six years with there ladies

so i have a choice i can be pissed
or i can not stick to it
carry on my wayward son

what i usually say is if i lose it at work i'm gonna kiss all the ladies and call all the docs by the first name. so it was not the first time i had said that joke.

although it does not
mindfully keep guard
in the small mountain fields
the scarecrow does not stand in vain

bukkoku kokushi 1256-1316

then my apology went as follows

*****************************************************
( last tuesday morning at 5 a m)
Dear workplace amigas,
If anyone was offended by my email a couple days ago with the animated cartoon "licensed to pill" with the kitty and her gun, I want to apologise. I got the cartoon forwarded from my wife who got it from her workplace amigos and the kitty we've had for awhile, always thought it funny. Also I'd made a joke previously while at work about :osing it and kissing the ladies and calling the docs by their first names." Unfortunately my choice of words was a bit aggressive, "bezerk at work" and this offended someone.

PLease continue sending me your funnies etc and know how much it means to me to be with you all. Perhaps my atempt at humor was a bit jaundiced, maybe a war vets' humor, but I am pregnant with enthusiasm and again, if I offended with that email, please accept my sincerest apologies.

Jimbo

ps here is my wife and her friends at work, just to let you know :?

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told my boss i was declaring a moratorium on emails to my work mates. seriously some of the sloshy cutesie stuff is bizarre to me, but what the hay.

as the white clouds come together
the morning glories already fade

9th century poem, japan
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Post by jimboloco » January 17th, 2006, 2:01 pm

ah, more feeeddddbaaaackkk
last nite


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martini&rossi
a cauze celebre
an unevoked refrain
a celebrated malady
a parable of refrain
or iz it restraint?
a refrain of restraint
a melody of parabolic aesthetic poetic sweet
smooth gin and vermouth blessings
olives from orange country
bettern apples an orangez yet even so
a fine paste pummelled and mashed
best when soaked in some fine distilled beverage
as well with all things go
like i said what does the dude focus on?
resentment and shame or humor and transcendant hilarity?
rock an roll
spontaneous creativity
or sticking pointz?
they coulda busted me for potawatomie scrambling
i guess
so hey
caren said she thought the pill thing was funny and she said her son thought the cat with the machine gun was kool!
ah sweet caren a knockout
she hired me six yerarz ago
recuzed me from the HIV+ clinic where
the dudes were all clicky if ya wanna know
but hey it was the manager what blew my kool
he waz following me around having the "education nurse" documet me
fuck everytime I had a messy entry into the chartz she was fucking yellowing it out and giving me fucking bouts of paranoia
an the boss faggott fucked me in the ass when he called me on
"walking intio walls and getting too personal with the patients"
and he says, "they say you don't know what you're doing"
keerizzt!
so then I float up to the cancer ward and do all the same things
and they think it's a gas so I aks caren if i can work there
cause the anally retentive asshole quit
thank the gawdz
and this mae west female hired me
she was the interim manager
been six sexy yearz
oh yeahhh
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Post by Doreen Peri » January 17th, 2006, 2:17 pm

I thought the kitty was cute! I gotta bang out of him! ;)

Which lovely lady is your wife?

Is that you with the cell phone?

Man, if they can't forgive you for having a sense of humor with an apology letter like that, well then, they deserve to get laughed at! :)

It's probably a good idea to keep the joking emails to a minimum. Work is work, after all. Play is play. And never shall the two converge, really. Well, that's how I do it in my life.

I once made a major mistake when I was a resident property manager for an apartment property. I went out one weekend and partied with my engineer. The following week I had an elderly resident who's AC stopped working in 95 degree weather. It was the weekend and my engineer was on call so I paged him and told him to go service her AC. He laughed and declined. Said he was busy. What could I do? I called an outside contractor, had his pay garnished for the fee. She mighta died! I had to write him up for insubordination.

This isn't at all related to your situation, jimbo.... I only posted the story to this thread because that incident taught me never to mix fun with work. I keep my lives separate. The guy didn't respect me any more, I guess, after partying with me. He didn't take me seriously. Well, he did after his pay got garnished and after I wrote him up for insubordinition.

The best way to never have to apologize for being yourself at the work place is to pretend nothing is funny and have a miserable time at your job. LOL!

heh.. just kidding... I think.

Best to you! Hope this gets resolved easily.

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Post by jimboloco » January 17th, 2006, 2:48 pm

The best way to never have to apologize for being yourself at the work place is to pretend nothing is funny and have a miserable time at your job. LOL!
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I'd have said the right thing
But I must have used the wrong line
I'd a took the right road
But I must have took a wrong turn
Would have made the right move
But I made it at the wrong time
I been on the right road
But I must have used the wrong car
My head was in a good place
And I wonder what it's bad for
---Dr. John
_________________
i'm a serious marinero
my wife is th clown in th muddle man
i told tina my former boss
"It's a blessing in disguize."
ya know whatt i mean
piss testy
ah the sweet stuff lives on
in your alveloiii
and the fucking nephrons
the distillery where the good stuff is
and dwells
\
last nite this new cuba hermano of a dying lady comes in
he s ays, "voy afuera para fumar"
i say "fuma loco"

caren is hot
an it's a hard rain Image
sticking pointsImage
like water off a duckz back
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gracious
'z gonna falll
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Post by jimboloco » January 17th, 2006, 3:05 pm

well it's different i mean
was that guy on on call basis
it's serious
so you called an outside contractor?
good

i mean hearing caren tell me that her kid thought the cat with the machine gun was funny was great
i mean trust building
i mean
i took on the whole damned air farce

what am i spozed to do be pizzed?
been a whole lotta good hard dayz since then
i worked three on
the thing happened the foist daze
i had three strong days
including day#2 with a University of South Florida nursing student
a young woman maybe 22 at most
we did good
i got a award two years ago from USF
preceptor award
the dean was the one that i got into the fracas with
i gotta scan online the USF Oracle deAL ON IT
SHE SAID
WHEN SHE GAVE ME THE AWARD AT THE HOSPITAL
shit
"i like your style" dude
had a strong day yexturdaze
co-bossed with cheri
we did good

i waz camping with this scary
outdoorz bum Frank Whalen
outside of Santa Cruz
he used to say
"no excuse just lose"

to study the self is to forget the self
to forget the self is to study the cosmos

ever had a joke played on you?
think about the feeling....
a bit of a blush, perhaps
then let go
let it overwhelm yo then
feeling of spaciousness
only go straiggghhhhttttt
kep that dddooonnn'ttt knowwwww minnddd
boinggggggggggggggg
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Post by jimboloco » February 10th, 2006, 3:32 pm

lately we've been joking our tootz off
and at home i toot me jokes off
some folks ain't got no sense
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Post by stilltrucking » February 10th, 2006, 7:57 pm

I would think you all would have to joke around as a stress reliever



I have had two gay bosses, one was cool, one of the best bosses I have ever had. The other one always wanted hugs.

They be just people

One of the worst things is to have a job you love and a crazy boss. Well not crazy but neurotic, changing their mind every five minutes. Can't make a decision. There is a great bit by Lew Welch about the time he worked in a ad agency in Chicago. I will try to find it. I need to put on a little stopping power. Studio Eight has saved my sanity this past couple weeks, but I got cut back on the amount of time I been spending here. My sanity that is a joke. I been thinking about a new ID, Crazy Jack Son OF CRAZY Mike, I am the youngest son of a youngest son. I think selective service knew what they were doing when the certified me.



I love this song about when lives were lost at the turn of a joke. Nothing to do with all this but I just like the song.


Artist: Guy Clark
Song Title: The last gunfighter ballad
Album: Essential
[B u y " Essential " CD]

The old gunfighter on the porch
stared into the sun
and relived the days of living by the gun
when deadly games of pride were played
and living was mistakes not made

and the thought of the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
Ah, the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke

It's always keep your back to the sun
and he can almost feel the weight of the gun
it's faster than snakes or the blink of an eye
and it's a time for all slow men to die
and his eyes get squinty and his fingers twitch
and he empties the gun at the son of a bitch

and he's hit by the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
hit by the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke

Now the burn of a bullet is only a scar
he's back in his chair in front of the bar
and the streets are empty and the blood's all dried
and the dead are dust and the whiskey's inside
so buy him a drink and lend him an ear
he's nobody's fool and the only one here

who remembers the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
remember the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke

He said I stood in that street before it was paved
learned shoot or be shot before I could shave
and I did it all for the money and fame
noble was nothing but feeling no shame
and nothing was sacred but stayin' alive
and all that I learned from a Colt 45

was to curse the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
curse the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke

Now he's just an old man that no one believes
says he's a gunfighter, the last of the breed
and there are ghosts in the street seeking revenge
calling him out to the lunatic fringe
now he's out in the traffic checking the sun
and he's killed by a car as he goes for his gun

So much for the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
so much for the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke

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Post by jimboloco » February 11th, 2006, 6:00 pm

no one believes how time flies
until they've seen it flown
and now we live on borrowed time
remember to follow your frown
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