Corey's Rant

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Corey's Rant

Post by Scootertrash » November 10th, 2004, 1:00 am

by Corey Welch


Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite?

How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your automatic weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters,
dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus
together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come- lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads.
Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so.

Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it¹s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It¹s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That¹s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It¹s too easy, asshole, they¹re blue states. It¹s not your money, assholes, it¹s fucking our money. What was
that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let¹s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It¹s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that¹s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate
in the fucking nation. Think that¹s just some aberration? How about this: nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible
belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal- tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

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Post by stilltrucking » November 11th, 2004, 10:56 am

I hope you feel better now. Kind of like kicking a inanimate object because you are pissed.
I never new you were a republican, or as I call it the cry baby party.
It is strange how during the launch of the republican parties "southern strategy" states rights was a big issue, now they are more for federal power, when Oregon wants to pass a bill about control of suicide they are against it, when a state wants to allow its citizens the right to marry who they wish, and on and on.
I been thinking about the proposed constitutional amendments
Give the California governor the right to run for president
define marriage
ban flag burning
I been trying to think of another important issue that should amend the constitution.
BTW There were a couple of people from Virginia that made a slight contribution to the founding of the republic.
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Post by stilltrucking » November 11th, 2004, 5:38 pm

After reading it again I realize I have no idea what you are talking about. I am so unhip it is a wonder my buns don't fall off.

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