Low Rider Blues
Posted: December 18th, 2004, 10:40 pm
Dear Biotch,
I think my problem stems from a clash in cultures. I am a highly educated lounge singer, having attended some of the best schools for lounge singing in the country. My tastes are highly refined. For instance I would generally prefer to sing Satin Doll to Who Let the Dogs Out.
Even though I am an Ivy League lounge singer, I have picked up certain pedestrian tastes in the process of rubbing shoulders with the common folk who frequent lounges. One of these affectations is that I purchased an automobile which in the vernacular is termed a 'low rider.' It is a wonderful vehicle and more dashingly subversive than an SUV.
My problem is that my high class (you know, debutante type) girlfriends refuse to ride with me in this precision machine. For the life of me I can't understand why. After all, the hydraulic lift shock absorbers can take all the work out of sex even when parked.
Help me out here, Biotch. How do I get them in that back seat?
Les. S. Amore
I think my problem stems from a clash in cultures. I am a highly educated lounge singer, having attended some of the best schools for lounge singing in the country. My tastes are highly refined. For instance I would generally prefer to sing Satin Doll to Who Let the Dogs Out.
Even though I am an Ivy League lounge singer, I have picked up certain pedestrian tastes in the process of rubbing shoulders with the common folk who frequent lounges. One of these affectations is that I purchased an automobile which in the vernacular is termed a 'low rider.' It is a wonderful vehicle and more dashingly subversive than an SUV.
My problem is that my high class (you know, debutante type) girlfriends refuse to ride with me in this precision machine. For the life of me I can't understand why. After all, the hydraulic lift shock absorbers can take all the work out of sex even when parked.
Help me out here, Biotch. How do I get them in that back seat?
Les. S. Amore