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Yo peeps

Post by Lucy! » December 18th, 2004, 11:09 pm

Yo! Watz good yo
So I be da rezedenshal advice columnist fo diz piece, so shut up and listen
You gots problems
Talk to diz biotch
I be da one who be talkin mad loud up in da bus with dem cell phones dat dont work cuz dey cheap
Im the fuhsheezee of all the fuhshizzles
Listen yo
Want to lose wait?
Who da fuk dont?
You gots problems wit yo man?
turn to diz 411
before callin 911
You got a foot stink?
I tell you to shower yo stank azz
Havin' trouble wit English?
I teach you how to rite like dem Shakespeare dawgs
Im da real poet up in diz hole webcite yo
shhhoot
Diz biotch done got her PHD in cozmeteology
specialized in trimming yo woman's mustache wit my grandmama's toenail clippers
yeah son and wat
shhoot
You been called a skank ho?
so wat me too
shhoot
woman cain't make an honest livin no mo widout somebody trippin all over her sheit
You gots a drinkin problem?
Give me yo address and HOOK IT UP
You done lost yo sanity?
I call my man Mike Tyson to knock some cents into yo sorry azz

Yo
Ask diz biotch
I dun know wats goin down son

-Mz. I. Knowmysheit-

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Post by izeveryboyin » December 19th, 2004, 4:47 am

as a black person... i find this really funny. as a person.. i find this weird and really funny. as a poet, i find this shitty. lol. giv dat advice biotch!
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Yo

Post by Lucy! » December 19th, 2004, 4:47 pm

I just be sayin Im fuhreal
my wordz be poe et tree
like dem trees Lil Plucky be sellin on da corener
shooot

I aint tryin to be funny
dis iz just who I be

sheit

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Re: Yo peeps

Post by Doreen Peri » September 5th, 2010, 8:00 pm

LOL!!!! Da biotch is back!

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Re: Yo peeps

Post by Steve Plonk » November 18th, 2010, 5:36 pm

Whazzup, Lucy, AKA the beauteous biotch! Long time no see...We miss
your input in this column forum.

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