Yo peeps
Posted: December 18th, 2004, 11:09 pm
Yo! Watz good yo
So I be da rezedenshal advice columnist fo diz piece, so shut up and listen
You gots problems
Talk to diz biotch
I be da one who be talkin mad loud up in da bus with dem cell phones dat dont work cuz dey cheap
Im the fuhsheezee of all the fuhshizzles
Listen yo
Want to lose wait?
Who da fuk dont?
You gots problems wit yo man?
turn to diz 411
before callin 911
You got a foot stink?
I tell you to shower yo stank azz
Havin' trouble wit English?
I teach you how to rite like dem Shakespeare dawgs
Im da real poet up in diz hole webcite yo
shhhoot
Diz biotch done got her PHD in cozmeteology
specialized in trimming yo woman's mustache wit my grandmama's toenail clippers
yeah son and wat
shhoot
You been called a skank ho?
so wat me too
shhoot
woman cain't make an honest livin no mo widout somebody trippin all over her sheit
You gots a drinkin problem?
Give me yo address and HOOK IT UP
You done lost yo sanity?
I call my man Mike Tyson to knock some cents into yo sorry azz
Yo
Ask diz biotch
I dun know wats goin down son
-Mz. I. Knowmysheit-
So I be da rezedenshal advice columnist fo diz piece, so shut up and listen
You gots problems
Talk to diz biotch
I be da one who be talkin mad loud up in da bus with dem cell phones dat dont work cuz dey cheap
Im the fuhsheezee of all the fuhshizzles
Listen yo
Want to lose wait?
Who da fuk dont?
You gots problems wit yo man?
turn to diz 411
before callin 911
You got a foot stink?
I tell you to shower yo stank azz
Havin' trouble wit English?
I teach you how to rite like dem Shakespeare dawgs
Im da real poet up in diz hole webcite yo
shhhoot
Diz biotch done got her PHD in cozmeteology
specialized in trimming yo woman's mustache wit my grandmama's toenail clippers
yeah son and wat
shhoot
You been called a skank ho?
so wat me too
shhoot
woman cain't make an honest livin no mo widout somebody trippin all over her sheit
You gots a drinkin problem?
Give me yo address and HOOK IT UP
You done lost yo sanity?
I call my man Mike Tyson to knock some cents into yo sorry azz
Yo
Ask diz biotch
I dun know wats goin down son
-Mz. I. Knowmysheit-