Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

This studio is absolutely dreadful! This is nonsense! What an insult to my intelligence this is
and yet I am intrigued

Dare I ask you for the advice that my heart longs for?
to give into such temptation.....
It is imperative I ask, for my eyes long to be filled with your wisdom

Biotch:
I am currently interested in a young man in one of my night classes. He is a gentleman and I know he is interested in me, my mind and who I am. Yet he has not made a single move, could he be shy? Should I make the move and break this unbearable tension between him and I? It is driving me positively insane, Biotch. The thought of spending another class without knowing his intentions towards me drive me insane, I tell you!

I hope you can help me with this, your help would be much appreciated.

Thank you,
Nee D Tugetleid

Yeah, me too.

my problem's exactly like hers, but without the night class or the sensitive guy.

in langwidge that Mme. Biotch wood appreciates:
me gotz da mental illnuz.

sighned,

Copy Chat

Hey uz too should getz together and get down babie

Aight so uz gotz problemz

Yo, uz iz an uptite biotch Needz two get leid
calm yo azz down yo
you puttin my thong awl up in a bunch
shooot
why yo gotta make da move
homeboy caint represent or sumtin?
homegirl, aint you EVA watch Oprah?
sista got dis guy up in dere a while ago and dis dude wrote dis book bout dating and it was the fuhsheezie. itz fo people like u whoze is da dateing world. go read it yo. it be called 'homeboy aint dat into you, yo"
so basikly dis be it
he dont ask you out? homeboy aint dat into you, yo
he aint call after some hardkore nookie? homeboy aint dat into you, yo
he be smellin like sumone elzez Summas Eve? homeboy aint dat into you, yo
fuh real yo
edukate
befor you playahate

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Yo copy cat
who you think you iz yo? why you be copyin homegirl like dat? aint you got a mind o yo own now you gotz to be takin sista's life like you be da one wit da problem
yo peepz what da fuk iz up wit men who foto copy naked pics o yo azz when yo gettin it on and be pastin it all over da county jale like it be home baked sheit o sumtin yo
fukin copy cat yo
i aint like you homeboy
you iz dizmissed

-Mz. I. Knowmysheit