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I know you are not a nutritionist, but...

Posted: December 21st, 2004, 1:26 am
by Les S. Amore
Dear Biotch

I am an afficeanado of tequila. I love the taste of it and it's sublime psychedelic effects. When I retire from the lounge singer business, I want to do Jose Cuervo commercials.

The trouble is, Biotch, is that lately when I wake up in the morning after an evening of Especial, I'm not at my best. I can't hit the F above high C. My head aches.

I know that the tequila is not to blame, so I suspect it is either the salt or the lime. Do you think I am getting too much vitamin C or too much sodium?

I hope for your answer before happy hour.

Yours,

Les S. Amore

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